October 2009
dear glee,
i can’t even describe the feelings i have towards you. you are the best thing that has ever happened to me.
thanks,
Your biggest fan.
September 2009
dtm.
Lindsay: HOLY TAMOLY ITS COLD OUTSIDE!
(couple minutes later)
Lindsay: HOLY TAMOLY ITS COLD OUTSIDE!!
Dan the Man gives Lindsay a strange look.
Lindsay: is that the expression? holy tamoly?
DTM: no i dont think so..
Lindsay: holy...cannoli?
Lindsay: holy...??
DTM: ..shit.
“if you weren’t real then i would make you up.”
– joseph arthur
“I’ll find you in the morning sun & when the night is new. I’ll...”
– Billie Holiday
TOM SAWYER THE MUSICAL...
..is what i’ll be auditioning for very shortly.
really. to be honest. tom sawyer ..not the most thrilling thing i could audition for. but i dont really care because:
A. i havent done shit in like a year and i literally dont feel like myself.
B. Bob Lackey & John McGovern are directing and doing the music. (theatrical geniuses)
C. i havent done shit in a year. so anything is good...
FLIGHT BOOOOKKKKEDD
amandahenwood:
See you october 7th ottawa.
OH SHIT YOUR COMING OCTOBER 7TH???? IM LEAVING FOR PERU THE 6TH!!!!!!! damnit.
i'd just like to throw this idea out there.. you...
dearest mands & als,
i know you have this wondeful big great wednesday day/night planned for mander’s arrival next week..
but like i like you guys too.. and i like soccer too..
so.. i’m coming to BITCHES.
if thats ok of course.
see you wed.
mission alliebabble.
Lindsay: james lane. go find your sister and say, "HIIII ALLIE, LOVE LINDSAY!!!!"
James Lane: she's at soccer..
Lindsay: aw maan. mission incomplete.
James Lane: Yup.
this is the third day procrastinating my english...
it’s due tomorrow. sick.
dear emcam,
after reading your post about jay-z,...
dear hand-talker in my language class.
hey.. whats up? just want to let you know that your constant question asking/ story telling is completely unnecessary and 100% distracting. don’t get my wrong, if you were asking intelligent questions i would be all for it. but, “soo..like.. is it ok to say that like koko’s baby only like learnt like sign language from like looking at her mom? like?” IS NOT AN INTELLIGENT...
METRIC OCTOBER 19TH CIVIC CENTRE.
“Be creative. Be useful. Be practical. Be generous. Simple as that.”
– ~John Lithgow.
coming soon to a tumblr near you..
amazing footage of the snow patrol concert on friday night at metropolis in mtl. all i have to say is. amazing venue. amazing crowd. amazing concert. one of the best yet. i decided i’m over those huge stadium concerts. they suck. intimate concerts are where its at. there is really nothing better then being so close to all the people around you. everyone feeling the same energy. feeling the...
dtm.
Lindsay: way to eat my cookies dad!
Dan the Man(DTM): i had 2!
Lindsay: yeah! 2 of MY cookies
DTM: who made them?
Lindsay: kate, FOR ME.
DTM: why?
Lindsay: what do you mean why?
DTM: to be eaten, right?
Lindsay: yeah...
DTM: well ..there you go. tell her thank you.
what a silly man.
Lysistrata: ... Aphrodite will make our breasts...
hmmm. priapism.. what could that be?
Pri-a-pism (n) Persistent and painful erection of the penis. ORIGIN late Middle English: from the Greek Priapismos
…wtf am i reading.
“I haven’t set eyes on a single five-inch dildo
Which might at least have...”
– - Lysistrata by Aristophanes
who knew the ancient greeks were so sexual.
LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS.
read it. understand it. live it.
LINDSAY DAY
today is the day of Lindsay, as it is the day i was born 19 years ago.
MY BIRTHDAY IS IN A DAY!!!
well i dont know whether to say a day or two days.
its on tuesday. and today is sunday… but todays basically over.. so a day? right?
whateva. my birthdays on tuesday, i’ll finally be legal and can finally retire the fake id of “Ashley Rissler”
op.
Ollie: i hope you are mentally preparing yourself for your birthday hug
Lindsay: i am. i'm even doing stretches!
Ollie: ...............
Ollie: ...............
Ollie: sorry
Ollie: i was just imagining you stretching
Lindsay: hahahahah ollie!
Ollie: yes, sorry that was very inappropriate!
he's got the british charm. that's for sure.
“he kissed my lips, i taste your mouth. he pulled me in, i was disgusted with...”
– Katy Perry
first day.
not bad not bad. - wore terrible shoes that just ruined my feet. - wrote down wrong location of my class. spent several minutes searching for a classroom that did not exist. checked my schedule online. realized i became a dyslexic over the summer as i wrote down Loeb C 614. but the real location was Loeb C 164. wtf?! i even asked people for directions. that was the worst part. oh well....
sowwie marc :(
im going to miss marcs first show with This Invention Matters. he was not happy. there will be plenty of other shows to see marc jam out. but theres only one retirement party for Mr. Lackey!
classicccc.
today i sketched my first canvas.
tuesdays are my favourite.
simply because i start the day with yoga. and i feel so productive.
this tuesday is extra special because im seeing that extra special british boy i dated one time. miss him.
AND because i had my first pumpkin spice latte of the season and it is DELIC..ious
R&R
went to le nordic spa yesterday. it was the most glorious experience ive had in quite some time. when my mom asked me to go i was just so not into the idea. i didnt understand the concept of going from hot tubs to steam rooms then into ice cold waterfalls, just did not seem appealing to me what so ever. and then i got there and it blew my mind a little bit. first of all, its so pretty. second of...
copycats:
Two Weeks by Ruby Weapon originally by...
note to self.
call apple store tomorrow about this insane crack in your keyboard.
soo not impressed.
i lost my futuresexlovesound cd. i’m pissed.
really?
school hasnt even started yet and i already have the following readings
language & communications: Cratylus by Plato pages 49-113.
communications & research: chapter 16 pages 295-312
really?
i know more than you think..
mom. wake up. i know. everything. when i say to you that you can tell me anything and not to worry about my worrying about you. take it as a giant hint. i don’t know how to make myself any clearer without flat out saying I KNOW YOU ARE SICK. i am going to worry about you regardless. i’ve been worrying about you for a year now. but i don’t know how i can help you if you...
